Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some see-through lingerie for his Wife's Birthday.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £250 to £500 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! It wasn't that creased in the shop".

His funeral is this Thursday.